Another GSM Algorithm Cracked

Newsflash!

Sony have teamed up with Ericsson, Nokia and Apple on a top secret project to create the world's first totally secure phone, guaranteed. It may be a while before it's released though because they just need to overcome a few teething difficulties. Well, one is that they can't use it for talking...but everything else works! Oh...nearly everything...text messaging is a problem and so is web surfing. But everything else is fine!

I can't wait to queue up at midnight, as usual, to be one of the first dumb customers to throw my money at it.

Yeh, its true, I heard about this listening to one of the Apple execs speaking on his phone on the train! That guy didn't need a phone...everyone in the carriage heard him.

Hi Steve. Love it.

We have been sending actually secret messages - text too, on any off-the-shelf mobile for years without a single spook ever catching on. Even if they did catch on, they could never decipher a message with CALEA and all the geeks on earth. I sometimes wonder how some ever got phones to work in the first place. Probably copying each other.

Perhaps we should release it to the masses and they could form co-operative confidentiality clubs - without actually breaking any laws designed to make our communications insecure but it sure would give the spooks and others a head-ache if everyone was using it.

We do a nifty voice version ideal for ship-to-cinc if any (approved) govt types are interested, we call it 'secret squirrel' - my wife's idea. (How long will 'secret squirrel' take to come through the router in a snoop scoop? Oops 124.x.x.. ip addresses already)

Luckily I'm a 'responsible citizen'. Perhaps the mobile makers are too and thats why we have virtually transparent and totally insecure communications, especially when they flow through the 'test desk' and into the pc of some hopefully authorised snoop (at least by post-it-note) or through that little blu'oat box to anyone anywhere.

It would probably be worth listening in to mobile communications - I'm sure plenty of defence deployment and secrets are revealed that way. Hey - even the phone companys' - but in this case there was no need for a bug and just a dummy in the mouth would have done the trick to keep this secrecy project of theirs 'secret' eh?

And they wondered why I wouldn't sign up for phone banking ('which' a bank tried to make me do to access internet banking).

Gotta go and change my PIN again (on my 'secure' mobile) after another exploit - or is that another 'promotion' for chip&pin ('pinch') cards?