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Dear software vendor Dear innovator Dear payments guru Dear marketer
BEWARE!
Now that you have started to read this block chainletter you MUST continue to read it, follow the procedure strictly or great harm will come upon you, your company and your family.
This all started back in 2008 when in an obscure garage Satoshi Nakamoto discovered a wooden box containing a stack of research papers and decided to write his own paper. He called it "Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System". Little did he know that at the moment of his endeavor, Venus, Mars, the Moon and the Earth were positioned in a constellation that brought a Curse onto his paper, everyone who read it, and everyone who's ever heard the word 'blockchain'.
The Curse can only be undone by following the below instructions.
Continue on the above path. The Curse upon you, your job and your family will only be lifted when every living soul on this planet, poor or rich, generation x, y, z, millennial, hipster, angel or post-millennial, from whichever background or nation, will have voiced an opinion about blockchain.
Now, forward this block chainletter to your entire contacts database and get on with that blog entry.
Stay safe!
The disruptive views expressed on this blog are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Oracle.
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Alexander Boehm Chief Executive Officer at PayRate42
05 September
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02 September
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